Lefty Soapbox
Monday, November 08, 2004
Bush's Message to the American People
Matt:
Oh, we're reading it loud and clear.
Why Jon Stewart and The Daily Show Rule
Matt:
All of these are paraphrases:
1. It just goes to show that Americans can dream about anything they want, as long as it doesn't make Midwesterners feel "icky".
2. New York went 85% for Kerry. It has more Terror and more Gay Marriage than anywhere else in the Country, and yet they voted the opposite way of most of the country
3. The Christian Right, what could be more elitist than believing only you will go to heaven
Bitchin.
1. It just goes to show that Americans can dream about anything they want, as long as it doesn't make Midwesterners feel "icky".
2. New York went 85% for Kerry. It has more Terror and more Gay Marriage than anywhere else in the Country, and yet they voted the opposite way of most of the country
3. The Christian Right, what could be more elitist than believing only you will go to heaven
Bitchin.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Election Predictions
Matt:
Whoever wins two of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida wins the election. My predictions:
Kerry WILL win Pennsylvania.
Bush will PROBABLY win Ohio.
No idea who will win in Florida.
Which means it's up to Florida. Again.
Dear GOD! We'll find out who the President is in December.
Go Vote!
Kerry WILL win Pennsylvania.
Bush will PROBABLY win Ohio.
No idea who will win in Florida.
Which means it's up to Florida. Again.
Dear GOD! We'll find out who the President is in December.
Go Vote!